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Prepare yourselves for some shocking news: the Mister sleeps in the nude. No undies. No socks. Totally bucky. I get too cold for such things. But I do walk naked from the shower up to our bedroom in the morning to help minimize the Towering Tower of Towels that tend to collect up there.
My best friend's mom who was like an aunt to me used to horrify her daughters and their friends by popping out of the bathroom in her full jiggling glory and shouting "naked woman! Me They do. Oliver People with boobies have nipples that kind of point down because you know, boobies are kind of heavy and they pull down.
Ta da! The kind of observations you set yourself up for when you walk around exposing yourself to 4-year-olds.
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By Samantha Schoech. There will come a time when the kids just say "yuck," but for now, no one even seems to notice. Or so I thought. The other day I had this conversation with Oliver. As your body grows, everything grows. Me What do you mean?
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Photos: Breastfeeding like you've never seen before. Mom keys in her daughter's number and is immediately told that she got it wrong. Mom is given pictures of the other person and told multiple times the number is wrong. This is where the other 0. Hard to believe Mom doesn't have her daughter's number already in contacts, but even if not, she should have previous messages from her daughter.
If she even checked her other conversations, she would immediately realize the mistake. Instead of taking 3 seconds to check, Mom over a period of two hours does the following: Accuses her daughter of using drugs again! During all of this, she can't check the number? I know a president that would react like that While I admit that there's a strong possibility that this is staged or otherwise faked, I know people that would react similarly to this.
It's a combination of narcissism and just plain being an asshole with a short fuse. The narcissism makes them think that they do no wrong, not even dial a wrong number, and it makes them think that almost everyone in the world is out to get them somehow. In my experience this goes fold for those closest to them. Often it's over little, innocent mistakes or even over small talk.
A total momma's boy, especially after his parents split up. Things changed immediately after that happened, 'cause this guy used to be SO embarrassed of his folks that he couldn't even bring friends over, if any wanted to. Now he is just trying to help the poor woman out with. basically everything, despite not being able to stand his mother's way of always bringing up the fact that. A year-old mom from the U.K. has claimed she is constantly being mistaken for her year-old son's sexy sister. Shany Hagan, who regularly . "You are officially the hottest mom in the world," one Instagram user gushed. "I look at the photos of you and your daughter, and just can't believe that you're actually mother and Author: Michael Bartiromo.
Not having her daughter's number saved is weird, and I'll agree that that alone does tip the scales toward it being staged, but make no mistake' there are people in the world that act and react exactly like this. My mom doesn't save contacts in her phone and it drives me crazy!!! There are a lot of people out there who would find it very reasonable to think and respond the way this mom does in these text messages.
Either way, it was entertaining.
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I don't understand why you're getting so worked up about it It is a completely unbelievable story. She carries on for two hours doing everything in the world except taking three seconds to look at the number at the top of her screen. After all of her completely bizarre behavior toward a completely understanding party on the other end of the line-when she is finally confronted with the mistake-what does she do?
Why, she suddenly starts swearing like some kind of coked-up hooker who just got stiffed, punched in the tits, and told to walk home. This isn't a Mom who is stupid or unreasonable, no. This is a Mom who acts like some kind of weird, angry robot, who can only send text messages, and who can't check a phone number or receive a call to confirm who she is speaking to.
In short, this is not the behavior of an actual person. It is a contrived character. She was designed to make you angry at her, to make you want to share this story on your wall.
Because then boredpanda. Annie Martin: I did consider this. There certainly are people who won't believe they are capable of making a mistake, even when confronted with strong evidence to the contrary. Things that make it less plausible: Mom doesn't have her daughter in contacts.
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Mom thinks people in the photo are Brad's family, but upon calling Brad's mom, doesn't figure it out. When it seems she is finally starting to question the situation, instead of just calling her daughter directly, she drives home from work in the middle of the day.
An hour earlier, Dad was supposed to have been home for lunch, so she also could have called Dad to see what was going on. This behavior doesn't make sense for an actual person, but it makes perfect sense in the context of a fictional piece-she can't call her daughter or her husband, because that would remove the central conflict and ruin the story. Additionally, interactions seem contrived: But you love ham!
But you were 11 years old! Are you on drugs again?
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Such an interesting group of comments which I believe boil down to 1 This is unbelievable. No one is THAT obtuse and this smacks of a staged conversation designed as click-bait, or, 2 Regrettably, and as hard to believe as it may seem to people who are awake and aware, there are people like this and this conversation is genuine. I'm most decidedly in the latter camp. I would have been more reluctant to put myself in that camp because, until late, I tended to believe most people were far more aware.
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A recent news report, which is emblematic of so many similar ones, provides a way to share why I reassessed things on that count. A couple of days, at a "campaign read make money event, Donald Trump bragged about the huge crowd that had shown up any the auditorium. And there were insanely long lines of people waiting to get inside. Photos from other in attendance showed many empty seats.
And yet, the very people in the auditorium chose to believe trump, not their eyes. While I agree with you, there is a slight, very slight possibility that the mother's been played before by this particular child. Joel Lee you really are a warrior for rationality and critical thinking. But I fear you may be swimming upstream against a current of ignorance and desperate desire to believe the absolute worst in people. I very much admire your perseverance and patience though.
Hope you don't become too jaded and that you keep at it! There was 0 intelligence to be inherited from the mother, Id say. God I feel for Jess, I would be on drugs too if I had a mom that dense.
I think Jess is pretty much like her mother.
If that is the case, then the fruit really don't fall that far from the trees. I swear this woman sounds high but that's just me. I don't know.
I had the same thought right off. Plus one would hope Jess doesn't learn any of this mother's horrible manners. I'm soooo sorry for that kid of hers.
He must go through hell with a witch like that as a mother. Not all witches are good.
There are indeed some nasty and fucked up ones. Many are amazing people. Well, guess what? So not ALL witches are good people. Just sayin'. I was actually womdering whether the guy should forward the texting to the police as possible child abuse. There are people like that in every community.
Delusion is definitely a trait of the pagans, but there are bitchy pagans just like there are bitchy anything else. My mind is blown that the mother could be so stubborn and soooooooooooooo stupid! Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app.
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